This is my very first foray into Old School RuneScape, and I’m bringing a back full of sciatica and a heart full of curiosity.
I’ve never touched this game before, so I’ll be learning the ropes in real-time while I (hopefully) avoid getting pickpocketed by pixelated grannies.
Expect clumsy fishing, inefficient mining, and some light imbibing (for the pain, not the glory).